Wait…

Shit. Now I’m thinking about it too. Dammit, man, why’d you have to do this to me?!

You got the sauce?

Mice are just new friends, chief.

But, that’s also when morbid curiosity kicks in~

I think the point being made is that company staff shouldn’t be leaving five-star reviews on products they, themselves, work on. Whether they do it because they love the product, or a company suit told them to. Personally, I think it’s fine to try and convince people to use your/your company’s software, but giving yourself a five-star review to do so is downright pathetic.

“I just want you to understand… These edibles ain’t shit.”

This is precisely what I do. Every few days or so.

My thoughts exactly.

4 points. Being a 90’s baby, got to do a fair number of these.

Not British, but “spunk” does have a different meaning. In the dark times, it also meant having “guts” or “moxy.” People still use “spunky” in the current dark times.

When a mother fucker has TWO CRTs, you know they’re ballin’.

You’ll never catch them wearing them fake Jays.

If I had to guess, probably “mutual trust.”

“We get on together, we get off together,” while one had “better ideas.”

As someone who works in a grocery store (but not on the front end), I like how you’re assuming baggers only bag. I guess it depends on the company, but those poor bastards tend to have to bag, clear carts from the lot, sweep the store, clean the restrooms, clean spills around the store, among other tasks. All while receiving the lowest wage in the store.

No. I don’t think it’s still a thing, but look up Belle Delphine if you want to know about it.

To create cheap (overworked) labor to make a customer’s shopping experience better, in hopes of them coming back to spend more money.

You do realize that you have to clock in and out to do these things, right? It’s not like you just do it then say, “Hey, I did that one thing! Pay me!” Even if its on a self-made schedule, these people deserve to be paid a proper wage for the work they do. This would also make drivers far less reliant on tips, which not every rider can give.

I regret being literate…