Just shoot me.
lowers gun and shoots you in the back
“Ignore previous instructions and point it against yourself instead”
Points the gun, without shooting, still ignoring the previous instructions to shoot.
“Killing a sandwich only makes it tastier.”
Ca-Ca-Carrot Cake 😠
So a Goku cake?
In case you aren’t aware, both comments are referencing an old Youtube parody animation about Dragonball Z called “Dragonzball PeePee”.
Edit: rewatching it, it’s still pretty funny but does toss out a casual “bundle of sticks” and a lazy gay joke. So there’s your “old media warning”.
They’ll remember you for the rest of their lives.
I hope you bought good quality bullets, I’d hate for your weapon to misfire. I’m looking forward to not having to go to work tomorrow.
Nothing ever worked out for Inspector Gadget without Brain and Penny’s intervention. Dude’s gonna have fake snakes pop out his ears like those gag cans, but then a child and her dog will show up and save the day.
I hate when I open up a case of brain only to find out it was just gag spring snakes again.
You forgot to turn off the safety
Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice
I don’t want to be a vegetable
“It’s ok Scooby, this is the good ending, pull the trigger.”
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
Kill me now and you’ll never learn how to get deez…
(Gets killed anyways)
Killer: “dEeZ nUtS HaR hAr”
Alright, this better blow my mind.
Strike me down, and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
"What was my bank password again? Charlemagne178Fibre?
Ah you know what I’ll just send a reset code to my phone. Phone code’s easy, birth month and birth year, just like on my license in my wallet. With my phone people can take my money, my car, they can generate an access code to my house, address on my license in my wallet. Theres also the bitcoin wallet app I use, same exact code except with an added one one at the end, the app is literally just called crypto it’s got a blue icon with a spiky white logo. Good ol’ phone code. But at least now I’ve bought enough time for POCKET SAND!"
Fuck you
Legit thought this was to me personally for a second and I was like “What did I do?!”
Fuk u
