It’s not like it’s even all that difficult. Just don’t act like a Nazi.

¿Por que no los dos? It’s not like you’re limited to only throwing one punch.

Centrists always side with fascists over leftists.

Instructions unclear, constructed a guillotine.

Date rape drugs.

Well, it does in MAGAland, unfortunately.

Does your car have an aux port? If so, get a 3mm male-to-male audio cable and plug one end in the iPod and the other in the aux port.

Nah, get Hilary back in there. It’s finally her time again for reals.

Well, I mean. If it’s really true that ol’ Lonnie can’t get it up anymore because of a botched gender affirming operation, it would actually be a step up, since now she doesn’t need to fuck anyone.

Could be inherited.

Wow, really? I thought that was a Kardashian.

But unlike some other Robin Hoods, can you type with an English accent?

“I could, but I won’t”

For anyone who’s only here for the click bait headline, here’s the seven words:

The Democratic Party in Florida is dead.

What a loser.

I hate that I’m supporting Modi’s government on anything, but I guess it was inevitable in this case. Tariffman doesn’t have bros, only potential suckers he’s currently buttering up, and people whose dicks he wants to choke on, and Modi’s dick is just too brown for his tastes.

The Bobs don’t see any consequences, though, and they’re the ones to actually say the line.

Be cheaper to source things from in house. Tariffs, y’know.

4 months is honestly pretty quick for legal proceedings. Meanwhile, we had 4 fucking years to prosecute Tariffman, with goddamn jack to show for it.

“Senator Elon Musk” is ambiguous phrasing. Obviously, what is meant is “Senator [that] Elon Musk”, but it could also have been calling Aparthiedman himself a senator.