TheLowestStone

I’m childless by choice because I don’t like children. I’m happy I don’t have kids because they’d be experiencing this shit storm during their formative years and I can’t even imagine how badly that would fuck them up.

I’ve never been more happy to be childless by choice.

The Venmo records show that between July 2017 and late January 2019, Gaetz – who was first elected in 2016 – allegedly made 27 Venmo payments totaling $10,224.02 to the two witnesses, who were over the age of 18 at the time.

The C-level executive should match all donations. Otherwise that’s money that should be going to improving conditions for the workers.

I don’t know how anyone will be surprised when the price of literally everything starts skyrocketing again next year.

The average person is incredibly dumb.

The current argument I’m involved in is about an online platform that people can use to give recognition to each other. HR is telling me to give my team negative performance reviews for not using it regularly.

They love to remind me that there’s an app that everyone can install on their phone. The thing is, my team aren’t allowed to use their phones at work. So, the goal is to get them to tell me in writing that using this online platform is mandatory and that my hourly staff has to do it off the clock or face repercussions which is illegal.

That’s the goal.

As a middle manager in a corporate hellscape, one of my few joys in life is setting logic traps for HR and making them choose between admitting company policy is bullshit or directly instructing me to violate labor laws.

That’s right, and the poor grades and stunted growth they’ll experience as a result of that hunger will build character.

No, you can only increase.

I’ve never seen a post where the /s seemed less necessary. You’re better than this Lemmy.

Who did they think the Machine was?

Thr bumper sticker specifies that you have been passed by the car therefore the car must be moving.

Thomas should recuse himself from life.

Now I have to wonder, does she wear a unicorn onesie all the time or does she put it on over her regular street clothes before driving? If the latter, why? Which came first, the sticker or the onesie? If her partner drives the car, is she required to wear the onesie?

OP was trying to find the movie with only a description of the plot. Google has definitely been thoroughly enshitified but, this one is largely on OP for trying to find a relatively obscure movie without any details.

I believe that spelling is generally pronounced ai-leen. Every i-leen I’ve ever met spelled it Eileen. Ale-eeen isn’t something I’ve heard before.

Stick to your guns. I’m sorry John has been done. Now is the time for Garfield’s comeuppance.

I believe it’s “spider-face.”

Edit: lol, guess we don’t have a lot of fans of The Office around here.

I honestly have no idea if this is satire and I’m afraid of the answer