Men like natural women so we wouldn’t cry.

Weed and Adderall sound like a dope ass combo.

no way he can see in that thing lol.

I never understood the appeal of the business in the first place. Why would you care who your great great great grandpa was? I don’t even care who my Grandpa was.

Israel right now… lol

This headline is cringe.

Gen X: Y’all are getting money?

Yeah they should do it even harder and faster now. Now I’m horny.

His booty?

If it were me she’d be tied up and I’d be taking a nap. I want to sleep so bad.

Republicans’ dilemma: We will vote for Biden over literally any Republican so it doesn’t matter.

But its the best possible weed.

They are confused because they keep naming the game the same stupid ass shit. Just call it COD and the fucking year like sports games.

Do not cross this line! Draws new line. Do not cross this line! Draws new line.

and nothing will happen ever.

I will dead ass be seriously trying to listen to them and then my brain is like “remember that time when…” and then all is lost.

RRRRRRR ME MATEY. SEEMS TO ME YOU NEED TO BE SAILING THE SEAS. SHALL I RECOMMEND A SEA SHANTY FOR US TO SING?

and we are funding it.

I wish I could find the person that coined the term slammed so I can kill them.

Why are all the unhinged gun owners shooting up random public places but this guy is still alive?