Hey guys, turns out you’ll have lots of money if you stop paying pesky things like “employees” and “debt obligations”!

His replacement is John Thune.

Which, honestly, is the least-worst pick since the MAGATs were pushing for Rick Scott.

Whole bunch of assholes don’t realize the prosperity of America in the 20th century was built on the back of the social programs of the New Deal.

But kings don’t need constitutions…

Y’all ready for SCOTUS to overturn the doctrine of incorporation?

Too easy to deflect.

“Matt Gaetz is the victim of leftist lawfare. If he was a pedophile, why hasn’t he been charged? Why do you want to punish people without due process?”

And then some nonsense about how persecuted white men are.

I’m sure the people who were big mad that Hillary Clinton may have violated company policy but didn’t break any laws will be equally outraged at this.

Given that there will be only one openly trans member of Congress, you can assume any time she goes to the restroom some Republican will report on which bathroom she goes into.

Nobody is as concerned with other people’s genitals as conservatives.

And they’ll cite all the fines that shitgibbon from Georgia got for not wearing a mask and trying to bring guns into Congress as proof they can.

Then they could just stay on their side of the border?

As shit as Roberts’ SCOTUS is, I don’t think even they’d go that far. Their entire argument hinges on one phrase from Article Two:

he may, on extraordinary Occasions, convene both Houses, or either of them, and in Case of Disagreement between them, with Respect to the Time of Adjournment, he may adjourn them to such Time as he shall think proper;

Supposedly as long as neither the House nor the Senate alter their scheduled appointment dates this clause can’t be invoked.

You’ve got a problem with Canada gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate!

It’s pretty stupid to base your support of a party on what it used to be, not what it is now.

Using your logic, you support the GOP because they elected Lincoln and ended slavery, right? It’s not like there’s been 160 years of history that might have changed it since, including things like the Southern Strategy and the “Moral Majority”, right?

Honestly, I’m not seeing a downside here.

Trump won’t ignore him, but he will fire him.

Trump has a pathological need to tell everyone what a big boy he is and he makes his own decisions, because he needs external affirmation. Firing Huitema will get him applause from the shit-flingers so of course he’ll do it.

Man, Americans are so fat even our leopards overeat.

I blame SCOTUS for this. They’ve signaled they are going after regulatory agencies, so the American oligarchy sees this as their chance to finally remove their various businesses from any accountability or oversight. Just look at how hard they’re going after Lina Khan- in fact, when was the last time you could name an FTC commissioner off the top of your head?

We’re in the middle of the Business Plot 2, and they’re spending billions to neuter the government’s ability to stop them.

I don’t think people in witness protection want the publicity of running for office? On the other hand, Donald “My properties are both over and undervalued” Trump ran for president, so maybe?

We shall now list the colors you will need to bring honorable color to your house:

• Targ Brown
• Romulan Blood Green
• Duranium Shadow Black
• Cowardly Ferengi Yellow
• Tritanium White
• Gorkon Pink
• Pthalo Blue

Americans are cool with genocide; you just have to call it “manifest destiny.”

And his son, the blue-eyed white man from the Middle East.