Only chance was to catch something like this right as it was happening with a real time screening mechanism for anomalies like that. Now/later it’d be civil war inducing.

Even used the lever to do so.

The amount of bullshit jobs that exist is insane. So many people in offices that either don’t do anything or barely anything. Then even more who could easily get all work done in half a work day. Then a gigantic amount that could easily do their work in 4 instead of 5 days or 6 instead of 8 hours. I’m typing this at work because of all the downtime I have and I still believe I get more work done then most of my colleagues.

I think the idea would be to have machines replace people wherever possible and then have multiple people split the work time where it isn’t. Why does one farmer have to work 24/7 if two could split the work and actually have a life outside of work?

Username checks out. Didn’t mean to offend your people. At least you suck blood for nourishment and not just for fun.

Every day some engineer would have to answer his questions. “Can we remove brown?” “Pardon me?” “The color, brown, can we remove it?” “I’m sorry I don’t understand, remove it from where? I don’t think our rocket has any b-” “No, I mean from the world. Maybe with our satellites?” “I…don’t think that’s something we’ll be able to-” “How about birds? I don’t like them. They remind me of god.” “We…we’ll look into it.”

Bold of you to assume he’s not already doing that.

The vampires of the Nestlé board don’t like being blinded by bright screens as they roam the night in search for the blood of the innocent.

Finally the iconic red phonebooths can shine again and big ben will be the primary source of the time in London. Oy, it’s seven bong.

It’s a bit misleading. They’re not private contractors but employees of a different company instead. The union busting in the US is pretty extreme. I just hope these people can put their talents to work in a company that doesn’t have so many issues complying with the rule “don’t be evil”.

There’s some irony in all the comments that participate in this thread by posting “lurker”

We’d bring this down just because we already dropped 68 others and need one more to complete the set.

They store unencrypted passwords in the year of our lord 2023? Be this real?

Is there a donotstickyourdickinthat community yet?

What are you doing honey? I’m ironing the iPod. Wha-why? I HAVE TO FINISH THE CYCLE!

Meanwhile Bowie knew: https://youtu.be/tLf6KZmJyrA?t=580

In the year 2100 or 2200 the internet as we know it may have been superceded by methodologies we can’t even comprehend right now.

It’s gonna be fax machines again, isn’t it?

Hold up, bear with me here, what if, ULTIMATE FIGHTING SUBS! Two billionaires have to build and pilot their own submarines to fight to the death in front of the titanic.