Gentlemen… This… Is… Democrrracy manifest!
I see you know your judo well!
What’s the charge? Touching a succulent… well…
A succulent Chinese meal
Cop a feel
Really went too far by yelling “it’s a small one!” instead of the customary “oink, oink!”
Who doesn’t enjoy a policeman’s ball? I know it’s called a “circle jerk” elsewhere, but let’s respect their culture
We use WHOS A LITTLE PIGGIE at our precinct
image of Kelly self-insert
Confidence boost! Lots of policemen have touched my penis and none has said anything like that!
Police lie
The real confidence boost if they think you are hiding a gun.
Every time I go through the new body scanners at any airport they want to touch my dick. Gets old quick
Made me think of this one:
A tale of two sackings.
That joke was sacrilege!
Reed admitted that at a police station, in front of colleagues, he had pulled down the officer’s trouser zip, inserted his hand and touched his penis before shouting ‘it’s a small one’.
Later says it was just banter!!
I wonder what the situation was. If someone touches my zip I would instantly pull backwards.
Oh, he did it to another cop. Now I see why he was fired.
This is the most fucking UK thing I’ve ever seen, like I know it’s sexual harassment and gross, but I swear to god I knew at least 10 dudes that would’ve done this and laughed their ass off in college.
Rectum
Nut sacked
That’s a nice one…
Good to know it’s not just US cops who are pieces of shit.
Hey at least they fired the guy. How many US cops do you think have been accused of sexual harassment and not been fired? (It’s a lot, I bet)
Too many.
What would have happened if he would have done that to a guy they detained?
Promoted!
1984
What a tease
Well…
