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3 days agoDeport everyone who arrived after 1350AD and their descendents. Make America native again
toiletobserver
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151·4 days agoYea, but was it the final warning?
If no one bid higher, that IS the market value of the asset
11·6 days agoDon your pirate hat and sail the high seas, matey. Arrr.
Pi hole + ublock = better browsing
“they’re coming right for us, Ned!”
-Israel, probably
Bringing a knife to a gun fight seems like a weird move
21·11 months agoI’ll tell you what I’d do man, two movies at the same time, man.
Anyone with difficult to cancel services is trying to scam all customers eventually, like a bad gym or satellite radio. If they have to legally change their service structure, that sounds like an improvement.
Even if they went through Congress, that group can’t even pass gas at this point…
It was so bad in the last year that npr wrote an article about it.
Stop, don’t, stop, don’t stop…
I’m feeling all frisky about this news
The Babel fish is small, yellow, leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier, but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them. The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language
Aside from planes being really expensive to replace, they usually contain some toxic chemicals like fuel, hydraulic fluid, and exotic metals. The lack of loss to human life might be nice, but it presents other complications.
It’s a good thing that critical instruments never fail and need human intervention.
3·11 months agoSwedish chef?
Or, and hear me out, we could just write less shitty software…
Sounds like a final warning to me
Not entirely arbitrary. I tried to pick a date before the majority of Europeans immigrated. The goal was to point out the absurdity of the original idea by taking it to an extreme.