We let somebody pimp it out and now the internet’s just for whoring yourself. Shoulda stopped google from turning the most useful public utility into its bitch, shoulda stopped the telcos from adding obstacles to access (thus hampering innovation), and shoulda stopped letting these idiotic politicians work on behalf of these enshittifying capitalists instead of on behalf of our actual countries, world, and species a long fucking time ago.

poor little guy nearly had a heart attack…

No, what you have to do is cancel prime, refund your remaining subscription, forget they ever existed, and buy stuff from places that might actually appreciate it.

Get greedy, never get paid again, that’s my policy.

Made em give me $50 back too, fuck you, dirtbags.

“but… but guys… we’ve literally only ever been talking about you”

“trump supporters” and “meltdown” are redundant

can we just start calling it tardtalk

the sort of man who names his car, and puts the name on the car, and feels the need to include quotes, because in writing as in all areas of life, he doesn’t know what he’s doing, though he’d have a sad little testosterone fit if you told him so. it’s the real meaning of the word removed

just part of the family

geez, where are the reeducation camps when you need them

now i’ve noticed that there aren’t a lot of actual morons here, which is nice, but nevertheless i feel compelled to add:

Yes, I’m on the left, and yes, here, I have advocated the same fascist behaviour I am decrying. This is called fighting fire with fire. The right does it all the time, why would you think I couldn’t?

2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 512, 1024. It’s pretty fucking logical m8. You know what’s not logical? Base 10

i mean, you can’t get to 1000 by doubling twos, so, no?

Reality doesn’t care what you prefer my dude

the only humans worthy of the term are nerds, bro.

Bro. You don’t think that having to label a “rational, scientific, humanistic worldview that fights against superstition and ignorance” as SATANIC makes a point?

You gotta remember the Satanic church started in like the 50s or 60s in the USA when the tone of the country was even more overtly religulous than it is now. It’s an aggressive reaction to craven stupidity. Murica, don’t tread on me, that sort of thing.

called fighting fire with fire ;)

I like that it takes becoming satanic to develop a civilized view of the world. Rather I like how completely we have twisted the world with TOTAL BULLSHIT that people feel the need to claim a force for ultimate evil is what makes them want to make the world a fairer, less shitty place.

right but they’re psychic so you can actually communicate at a real rate instead of tripping over your meat trumpet

and extradimensional physics, for making normal shit turn out really fuckin weird

pfft whaddya mean “now”

it’s your combination dyson sphere/rotisserie spit. Exposes the surface of your planet evenly to the sun! … in case that was’t happening already, before.