Bottom.
But I’ll take the top bunk.
Bottoms need a top, it is only natural.
Damn, there’s a lot of bottoms in this thread. You guys are so submissive!
It’s a prison thing. Dont want to fall off the top bunk.
If you’re in prison, being a bottom is pretty submissive too.
Yes Sir
Top, you get time to duck under the covers whilst the under-bed monsters chow down on the bottom bunker.
bottom. i am afraid of heights
the fact that i’m tall doesn’t really help
So I guess you don’t do a lot of standing up? 😛
So I guess you don’t do a lot of standing up? 😛
Nah, I tell some pretty good jokes
I’m not afraid of heights but the last thing I’d want to do when I’m really tired and ready for sleep is have to climb a ladder
I’m a switch
Verse for the win. I’ll be taking the top bed tho
In prison the top takes bottom
Im a top in this case solely due to the wrestling move potential. Bout to suplex my brother back into the womb.
I’m a power bottom
bottom. on top you always get blinded when someone turns on the fucking light.
Be me, 10 years old
Wake up on top bunk
Rub eyes, sit up
Get wacked a in the head a half dozen times by the ceiling fan
3/10 experience, great views, not worth the brain damage
My brother had the top bunk for a while but then he had really bad gas (the kind that burns your ass on the way out) and it kept floating down to me and I was gagging all night
Both ;)
acrophobia keeps me on the bottom
What’s that
Fear of acronyms
Ok thanks, what would it have to do with being on the top/bottom
You’re not serious, right?.. 😄 Right? 😐
Unfortunately I am, either that or something else I don’t think is an acronym is
It’s not about acronyms at all, it is just a joke because the word acrophobia looks like it could be. Acrophobia means fear of heights.
Oh ok, thanks
Oh, that’s odd. You can just look up “define acrophobia” in any search engine, for future reference. 😅
Tbh, I’m a little confused about this whole exchange.
That’s… a good point actually
Floor gang!
Back when I was a kid, I was the bottom and my brother slept up top. Of course that was back when it was required we shared a room.
