Ok, but for real, though? Actually, that’s a good idea. Factory chicken farms are already grotesque, but if we bring in Cronenberg and the ghost of H.R. Giger to design these monstrosities, it’ll put people off eating it entirely.
Not a veggo for the record; I just feel like I probably should be.
I guess that’s also why people started having turkey for big family gatherings even through chicken tastes better.
Now a chicken is perfectly adequate for a family of four, or even six depending on the trimmings.
I don’t necessarily want them bigger. I want them to have 12 legs and wings so there’s more of the good parts.
Ok, but for real, though? Actually, that’s a good idea. Factory chicken farms are already grotesque, but if we bring in Cronenberg and the ghost of H.R. Giger to design these monstrosities, it’ll put people off eating it entirely.
Not a veggo for the record; I just feel like I probably should be.
It would destroy the poultry industry at least. Nobody would be able to catch a 12 legged chicken. They’re too fast.
That’s a lot of legs. Would it move like a spider, a crab, or a centipede? Or perhaps an octopus?
I want to prompt an ai with this, but I’m afraid of o what I might see.
Squidbillies did it
A 2kg chicken is enough for four where two are children