Big fan of douchecanoe. Been using it for many years.
I once dropped ‘douchecanoe’ in a convo with my manager in reference to someone we both knew outside of the company, without thinking. She gave me one of those “hol’ up - what did you just say?” reactions. New to her, she was amused.
You are now the second person besides myself that I’ve ever encountered using it. I have to wonder if it wasn’t used in a somewhat obscure book or movie or something that introduced it to a few of us who have been disseminating it ever since.
Then you’ll love the song. It’s by the British quartet The Kunts, with Kunt on vocals, Carsehole on lead guitar, Rubber Johnny on bass, and Fucksticks on drums.
Here’s the lyrics because the subs are shit:
The Grand old Duke of York
He said he didn’t sweat
So why’d he pay 12 million quid
To a girl he’d never met
He’s a sweaty nonce (Nonce)
He’s a sweaty nonce
You know it’s true that Prince Andrew
Is a sweaty nonce
Pizza Express in Woking?
Mate you gotta be joking
Pizza Express in Woking?
Is he having a laugh?
The Grand old Duke of York
Young girls he’d like to pork
So his pedo friend would traffic them
Then pay them not to talk
He’s a sweaty nonce (Nonce)
He’s a sweaty nonce
You know it’s true that Prince Andrew
Is a sweaty nonce
“The song reached No. 20 in the UK Singles Chart, and No. 1 in the UK Independent Singles Chart and UK Singles Sales Chart. The song is a follow-up to the band’s previous tracks “Boris Johnson Is a Fucking Cunt” from 2020, and “Boris Johnson Is Still a Fucking Cunt” from 2021.”
Good. Suffer, you utter shitgibbon. I want you to be as terrified as everyone else who you had to ‘involve’ yourself with was.
Bet you’re sweating now, fuck face.
I have never heard the insult ‘shitgibbon’ before, but i love it
It’s in the same vein as douchecanoe but rarer. Rarer than a cockwomble or fucknugget but not as rare as a wankpuffin.
Ah, the ever elusive wankpuffin.
My wankpuffin also keeps disappearing. Maybe he doesn’t enjoy as much as I.
Have you tried a spankswallow? Much better and less likely to flee
What is the speed of an unlaiden spankswallow?
Please do not the puffin
Big fan of douchecanoe. Been using it for many years.
I once dropped ‘douchecanoe’ in a convo with my manager in reference to someone we both knew outside of the company, without thinking. She gave me one of those “hol’ up - what did you just say?” reactions. New to her, she was amused.
You are now the second person besides myself that I’ve ever encountered using it. I have to wonder if it wasn’t used in a somewhat obscure book or movie or something that introduced it to a few of us who have been disseminating it ever since.
Utter hoofwanking bunglecunts.
Lol, there’s so much emotion in this reply.
He does seem like and utter douche canoe tho.
There’s no reason to slander shitgibbons like that
I was looking for a sweat comment
#🥵💦🤮
Then you’ll love the song. It’s by the British quartet The Kunts, with Kunt on vocals, Carsehole on lead guitar, Rubber Johnny on bass, and Fucksticks on drums.
Here’s the lyrics because the subs are shit:
The Grand old Duke of York
He said he didn’t sweat
So why’d he pay 12 million quid
To a girl he’d never met
He’s a sweaty nonce (Nonce)
He’s a sweaty nonce
You know it’s true that Prince Andrew
Is a sweaty nonce
Pizza Express in Woking?
Mate you gotta be joking
Pizza Express in Woking?
Is he having a laugh?
The Grand old Duke of York
Young girls he’d like to pork
So his pedo friend would traffic them
Then pay them not to talk
He’s a sweaty nonce (Nonce)
He’s a sweaty nonce
You know it’s true that Prince Andrew
Is a sweaty nonce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFu8P7teOt8, and you’re welcome.
thanks… gotta love wikipedia…
“The song reached No. 20 in the UK Singles Chart, and No. 1 in the UK Independent Singles Chart and UK Singles Sales Chart. The song is a follow-up to the band’s previous tracks “Boris Johnson Is a Fucking Cunt” from 2020, and “Boris Johnson Is Still a Fucking Cunt” from 2021.”