Yea this must be a simulation and this is the creators of the simulation messing with us.
I’m hearing the voice of Jon Stewart echoing in my head, shouting desperately “THIS CAN NOT BE REAL LIFE!” on a daily basis, now
AI is now in charge of the simulation, and your toaster.
And it’s not like the sci fi super smart AI that’s all knowing. No it’s the dumb GPT kind that’s like an intern on weed.
Weed, coke and 6 pots of coffee.
If you know anyone who works in russia focused intelligence who’s still alive, best say your goodbyes now.
There are good reasons to be concerned about Gabbard, including her ties to Russia and her meeting with Assad.
Tripping some TSA algorithm isn’t one of them.
Eh, that doesn’t mean much. The US gob watches everyone oppressively.
If confirmed, she’ll be in charge of watching herself.
If that’s the case, DOGE should recommend to replace her with a mirror. Think of the savings.
If you can reclassify the position as “tipped” you can get away with below minimum wage.
Why hire a middleman to funnel information to Russia, surely Russia would do the job for free?
