• SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today
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    4 days ago

    How many times did he shoot himself?

    I mean there is a pattern to these things.
    If Putin doesn’t like you, you shoot yourself and then jump out of a building.
    If the Clintons don’t like you, you shoot yourself twice in the back of the head before driving your car off a cliff.
    If you have dirt on powerful people, you hang yourself in prison.

    • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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      3 days ago

      According to the police records, the man committed suicide by shooting himself twice in the back of his head.

      edit: after reading your comment more carefully, you actually already mentioned that. oopsie.