That’s ok. They have Dr. Cletus, who got his MD at the school of common sense.
Red states don’t care about having physicians trained from filthy leftist academia. Cletus is more competent to perform surgery, because he knows the south will rise again, and he has a can do attitude!
The most important thing for me is whether my doctor is Proud to be an American.
Now wait- there’s a far more important thing: Does he accept Jesus as his personal savior?
Just to be clear, does he accept white supply-side Jesus as his personal savior?
Because the commie, middle-eastern Jesus who told us to… 🤢… help one another doesn’t count!
God changed his mind about black people in 1978. So blacks are included too.
What a swell god. Has he changed his mind on gay people yet?
the real Lord/Jesus/Holy Spirit is not monitoring your dick or labia 24/7. I mean, that would be fucked up.
So “my religious belief is that there is an omniscient spirit who is constantly monitoring and judging what you do with your genitals”
oh, uh,… okay…
well DUH, every Proud American loves Jesus more than his own mother. If you don’t, the Proud American Committee executes you.
What denomination? That 19th heresy or OUR 19th century heresy?
i had to do 18 Hail Marys after i read this, thx
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(it’s a drinking game, and the drink is the
bodyblood of christ)Even though not all drinks are
Thanks for the laugh! :D
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I wonder if Dr. Cletus would give me a prostate exam
With a gun barrel for even thinking he’d do liberal shit maybe
hello, i had to give my pastor $5 for this comment
What
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This is the best summary I could come up with:
One of Louisiana’s few doctors specializing in pediatric heart conditions is leaving the state after the Legislature passed a variety of bills aimed at restricting rights for LGBTQ people.
Kleinmahon, who is gay, told WDSU that he and his husband had planned to retire in New Orleans, but he now feels like the anti-LGBTQ legislation passed by the Legislature has made the state a hostile place for families like his.
Kleinmahon wrote in a post on Instagram that he moved back to Louisiana five years ago with the goal of building one of the best pediatric heart transplant programs in the country.
He doesn’t want to leave that behind, but he wrote that he and his husband, Tom, “have discussed at length the benefits of continuing to live in the South, as well as the toll that it takes on our family.”
“This is a wonderful new opportunity, but it is incredibly sad to leave our home, our friends, colleagues, and patients and their families,” he wrote on Instagram.
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I hope the two other heart surgery specialists in the state are non-gay, god loving patriots (/s).
“Before the surgery is to commence, we’d like to have our chaplin come and bless the proceedure, and say a few words in case God decides to change his plan. Just one thing before we begin, have you ever voted socialist anarchist communist democrat, believe there are more than 2 genders or tried to push the gay agenda on anyone? Good, now that it’s settled, let’s begin with a prayer… Lord Jesus in heaven please help guide my hands to do the work we know only you know how to do. Please lord jesus teach me what I need to know to operate on this man today and give me the forgiveness and immunity if anything wrong happens”
What took him so long to figure it out?
So what? There are tons of doctors waiting in line.
No there aren’t actually, there’s a huge shortage of medical personnel nationwide.
just one of three pediatric heart doctors with his specialty in Louisiana
Are they? It was in the summary, no need to click the link dude…
Not experienced pediatric congenital heart doctors.
You wouldnt know the first thing about them, and neither do many of the other types of doctors.
Tons? There are only two
Running away never solves anything, what a coward
It’s not his job to fix the idiots in this state.
Nah, that’s the fault of Republicans. He has to protect his family.
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