Summary
Donald Trump’s return to the presidency has triggered sweeping purges and retributions against officials he deems disloyal.
He revoked Secret Service protection for former national security figures, fired Department of Justice lawyers investigating him, dismissed 30 inspectors general without notice, and reassigned career officials.
Federal employees face pressure to demonstrate loyalty or face removal.
An executive order mandates reviewing agencies involved in Trump-related investigations, fueling concerns of systemic retaliation.
Insiders describe the atmosphere as “shell-shocked” and worse than expected.
People living with blinders on, and spoilers: it’s gonna get worse.
This is the petty and sad man that ran to get revenge on Obama.
This is the petty and sad man that had a vendetta with Rosie O’Donnell for how many years now?
This is the petty and sad man that is STILL upset for how SPY magazine made fun of him…
If anyone is surprised that this asshat is a vengeful asshole, I just don’t even know what to say. There is evidence going back decades of just what a completely self-absorbed asshole he is, and with the very thinnest of skins.
I’m genuinely flabbergasted at how many people are clearly surprised by what he’s doing and how he’s doing it. He did it the first time, only he and his buddies had no idea how anything worked. This time they got a bunch of interns to do their homework for them, so they’re obviously going to have more success in their efforts this time around.
Also, anyone with even a half dozen brain cells should be able to understand he’s a vindictive shitass malignant narcissist. You are simply not allowed to be surprised by that. It’s literally a core part of what his first term entailed.
If I were a US comedian, I would be nervous.
Pleas, Jon Stewart, GTFO while you still can
Stupid people are in fact stupid
Nothing to see here, folks. He’s just filling spots with yes men.
I’m pretty sure all these “officials” are fucking idiots too.
Well you see, he didn’t succeed in draining the swamp last time so now he’s dousing it in gasoline and setting it on fire.
He IS the swamp
Really? Because this is the bare minimum I expected. Anyone involved in investigating, prosecuting, or suing Trump for anything, anyone involved in prosecuting fake electors. And while he can’t directly attack state officials, I expect him to open investigations on all of the Democrats involved in resisting him in any way.
Those are my baseline assumptions. But to be honest with you, Trump has never ever failed to be worse than I could imagine, so I expect it will likely go well beyond that, even.
Trump 2016: “When I’m elected, I’m going to be 100% bad.”
MAGAs 2016: “Nuh-uh, what he means is that he’s going to be -100% bad!”
Me 2016: “Actually I think he means he’s going to be 100% bad.”
MAGAs 2016: “LOL TRIGGERED MUCH STUPID LIB OWNED TDS TDS TDS TDS”
Trump 2016-2020: <is 95% bad (the other 5% is ineptitude)>
MAGAs 2016-2020: “We didn’t think it would be that bad!”
Me 2016-2020: “I mean, he told you he would.”
MAGAs 2016-2020: “Well yeah but you said he was going to be 100% bad so you were wrong too! LOL TRIGGERED MUCH STUPID LIB OWNED TDS TDS TDS TDS”
Trump 2024: “When I’m re-elected, I’m going to be 125% bad.”
MAGAs 2024: “Nuh-uh, what he means is that he’s going to be -200% bad, just like he was in his first term!”
Me 2024: “…your blindness to history you actually lived through aside, actually I think he means he’s going to be 150% bad.”
MAGAs 2024: “That doesn’t even make mathematical sense! LOL TRIGGERED MUCH STUPID LIB OWNED TDS TDS TDS TDS”
Trump 2025: <is 125% bad (the ineptitude has also somehow grown)>
MAGAs 2025: “We didn’t think it would be that bad!”
Are we doomed to this stupid, stupid dance until Trump finally succumbs to his arteries?
He’ll be replaced by JD Vance who will pick up the stupid, stupid dance right where Trump left off.
And Vance is 40. You’re going to be eating applesauce out of a straw before you see natural causes catch up with him.
If I promise to start the apple sauce-straw thing now, can we skip all the intervening stuff?
“When elected I vow to punch every toddler in the face”
Elected
“We’re all shocked at how he’s just punching toddlers in the face! I didn’t think it would get this bad!”
…
When asked directly about his toddler face-punching policy: “well, I never said I wouldn’t use brass knuckles, that was just to appeal to the moderates”
I expected this. People just don’t pay attention I guess.
Since 2016, I’ve had people telling me he won’t do some of the worst stuff he talks about because congress would never let him. And then he does, and they do. I’m convinced that moving the goal post is the only way some people can cope.
I’m just waiting for the false flag crisis to justify power consolidation if not full blown martial law.
Everyone should read The Shock Doctrine.
I just hope not to be wherever it is when it does, cause I fully expect it to be an attempt to outclass 9/11.
If I had to guess, it will be a mixed income, densely populated area and will involve either a school, a hospital, or like a chemical plant that devastates a city.
They’ll probably use something like “Ukrainian extremists” who got mad that the US stopped sending supplies.
They can’t do it yet though, people aren’t angry enough. Once a bunch of programs are gone, and people can’t work, they’re ripe for plucking into the military. Then they do the false flag, rile up the states and start a conquest for the rest of North America.
That and/or a constitutional convention to rewrite the whole thing
Yep, you nailed it. It legitimately pains me how predictable this all is.
Or they did pay attention, recognized the system doesn’t work for them and say…why not burn it the fuck down. At some point people don’t have anything to lose.
They may have thought that but I think they underestimate how much shittier things can get.
…except, it turns out, yes, they do. Things could always get far fucking worse.
This is a repeat of the last time “He said he was gonna”
This isn’t even the tip of the threats he made during his fucking insane campaign so i don’t know where these people have been
They don’t care what he says. It remains to be seen if they care what he does.
People with heads up asses shocked that assholes smell pretty bad.
Sane people and his voter base (because they openly support it) all knew it was going to be this bad, and the dude said early as much. The lack on intelligence in US politics just continues to boggle the mind on an almost daily basis.
