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merari42@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

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merari42@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    I see you prefer pilot to co-pilot.

    I’ve always been a fan of pilot to bombadier:

    • nebulaone@lemmy.world
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      First to poop opens a trapdoor under the other guy

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        3 months ago

        Squid Game: Slumdog Millionaire Edition

      • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        3 months ago

        dunk tank

        • nebulaone@lemmy.world
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          3 months ago

          The dunkey podcast / youtube channel?

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      B4

      You sunk my battleship

      • philipsdirk@discuss.tchncs.de
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        3 months ago

        Please turn me on,

        I’m Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip?

        • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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          3 months ago

          So show me yours, I’ll show you mine~

          (I laughed so hard reading that, ha 🎶)

    • ShadowRam@fedia.io
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      3 months ago

      But how do you make eye contact?

      • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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        3 months ago

        They didn’t photograph the rear view mirror

  • SoupBrick@pawb.social
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    3 months ago

    For you and the homie to hold hands while dropping dual diabolical duces.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    This is simply synchronized shitting.

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    3 months ago

  • oyfrog@lemmy.world
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    When you both shit hard enough together at the same time and wonder to yourselves “was that splashback mine…?”

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    I see some of you have never played Battleshits before.

    Rules are as follows:

    • Two people enter a toilet cubicle each and proceed to try and shit.

    • The first one to shit wins.

    • If both players have shitted then the size of the shits is judged and the largest shit wins.

    It is a puerile and crass game of speed, deception and defiantly not for the weak-stomached as I found out to my own detriment as a spectator.

    This has been your daily reminder that we are all just slightly more evolved apes with access to the power of gods.

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      Side-by-side is for co-op, not competitive. That’s face-to-face.

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      At my fraternity, we had a different battleshits. Someone at some point installed battleship into the stalls.

      (we were the weird small fraternity that just played D2 Lan parties and smoked hookah)

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    “Come out man!” “I can’t! I’m playin Shit!” “But you can play Shit OUTSIDE!” “SAY WHAAAAAT??”

    DUAL PortaPotty. It’s like a Shit, you can play outside.

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      What episode of interdimensional cable was that again?

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        Not sure if you’re joking but that was a real ad campaign for the PSP that was just. Perfect lol

        https://youtu.be/s8cG3AZjaD8

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    Classic shitpost.

  • GluWu@lemm.ee
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    I’ll stick my tongue in your mouth at the same rate my turd is coming out. You’ll know exactly what my sphincter is doing.

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    Haha they had one of these at the last camp job I worked at. The boys couldn’t figure it out. Like why?

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    Extraordinarily cursed

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    Battleshits

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      Is it co-op or PvP?

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