What?

I mean we’re all fucked, so…seems like a good time to panic.

And in not doing so, they objectively supported him, whether they’re too braindead to know or not.

…where is the “Absolutely insane” quote in the article?

Oh my god, they’ve died???

But…it’s not a math dilemma, it’s a moral one. Changing it to hot philanthropic strippers changes the morality.

I use it because it came with Play Music, now YouTube Music. I’ll just switch to Spotify if I see them.

I prefer Re-Tards.

…what the hell is TDS? Tonald Drump Syndrome?

Ok, so post reported.

I seriously doubt the kid at the counter gave one flying fuck what kind of coffee you ordered.

Nah, that’s Michael Burkett.

Thanks!

I mean, I wouldn’t say nothing alike. The fan base certainly hugely overlaps, and they both come from a punk rock origin.

It’s not the right time to be sober

Now, the idiots have taken over

Spreading like a social cancer, is there an answer?

Mensa membership conceding

Tell me why and how are all the stupid people breeding?

Watson, it’s really elementary

Industrial revolution

Has flipped the bitch on evolution

The benevolent and wise are being thwarted, ostracized What a bummer

The world keeps getting dumber

Insensitivity is standard

And faith is being fancied over reason

Darwin’s rolling over in his coffin

The fittest are surviving much less often

Now, everything seems to be reversing, and it’s worsening

(guitar riff)

Someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool

Now, angry mob mentality is no longer the exception, it’s the rule

And I’m startin’ to feel a lot like

Charlton Heston

Stranded on a primate planet

Apes and orangutans that ran it to the ground

With generals and the armies that obeyed them

Followers following fables

Philosophies that enable them to rule without regard

There’s no point for democracy when ignorance is celebrated

Political scientists get the same one vote as some Arkansas inbred

Majority rule, don’t work in mental institutions

Sometimes, the smallest softest voice carries the grand

BIGGEST SOLUTIONS

What are we left with?

A nation of god-fearing pregnant nationalists

Who feel it’s their duty to populate the homeland

Pass on traditions

How to get ahead religions

And prosperity via simpleton culture (ah-)

The idiots are taking over

The idiots are taking over

• Fat Mike

This is all satire, right?

Cool. So naturally he’s been placed under arrest for enabling human rights violations.

Ok…but why?

Dude, what the fuck? You’re also leaving dozens of seats that actual people won’t want to buy, effectively canceling out a portion of available tickets. I really don’t see why you’re whining about this.

What?? Uh…somewhere in between.