TIL lol
This is from a group chat I was in and a female friend asked the group
I like that this man stretches the balls first, and then makes a transaction with a bartender.
I used to make these in the bathtub all the time as a kid.
wtf people
Relax, take a bath.
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Wtf I don’t remember deleting my comment. Here is what it was:
It had a lot of updoots, the redditior in me is crying 😭
Is this for like a seniors club? Don’t feel like this is really very feasible unless you are over 50.
Ive always had more scrote than nut
Why the straw though, what’s wrong with lapping it up like a cat?
She may end up with a dick in her eye.
I took it like she’s tryna fuck but isn’t that into the guy.
That’s nothing, how about the Slovakian Traffic Cone?
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Slovakian+Traffic+Cone
That’s actually properly awful.
large, preferably yellow
lol
reads the rest
jfc I’m out
That’s enough internet for today. ಠ_ಠ
That’s a bit much, I’ll stick to the Rusty Trombone
Yeah but people actually do that, as opposed to the edgy preteen nonsense above
My life would have been better not havimg suun diS
Fella had a stroke right there
He was monkey pawed out of existence as he typed
you don’t wanna hear about elephant shower
Now I do
Seconding the desire to know
Wouldn’t this like… Hurt??
I assume you don’t have a scrotum to test for yourself, but oddly it wouldn’t hurt at all.
The balls are ultra sensitive, but for some reason the scrote itself just laughs in the face of danger. You can pinch the shit out of it and feel nothing. Just pinching random arm skin hurts a lot quicker than pinching the ol ballsack. And stretching? Forget about it. That’s the thing’s whole job.
just keep the actual plumbing clear of the carnage
I don’t think they’re asking about the stretching, but about having a puddle of alcohol on your scrotum. That was my first thought as well. Probably okay if it’s wine, but not sure about something high proof.
I was actually asking about the stretching more so than having alcohol down there. Well, TIL
Oh, well, silly me then. No, like the other guy said, it’s very stretchy. If you have your own scrotum, it’s easily confirmed. If you have girly parts, the skin is very similar to the outer labia: very sensitive to scratching, but it doesn’t hurt to stretch it.
Maybe if you do it with a Bloody Mary because of the
tobaccoTobasco sauce or have a cut on your nuts.“Tobacco Sauce”. That’s what I’ll start calling my morning loogies.
Fucking autocorrect. I didn’t even notice lol
I mean, considering teabagging is already a thing, is this really that bad? Probably less gross than naval shots. Nobody has a clean naval for long, and clubbing is done at the end of the day, and involves dancing and sweating.
The straw’s weird though. Just lap it up.
Drinking from a guys sweaty nuts? Thats def waaay geosser than navel shots
It’s only grosser because of the sexual context, I think. Just straight bacteria, crud, detritus, et cetera, naval grosses me out way more.
All that said, I have gargled balls before (and enjoyed it), so probably not the most objective.
Then again, I’ve also done naval and body shots off bartenders, so… 🤷♂️
I dunno, honestly, I clean both daily and yet it’s my navel that gets linty and full of chunks of dead skin far faster, can’t imagine it’s any less sweaty, either
Then again I shave my balls with a straight razor every day like a real man (this is actually the test to prove manhood, sorry anyone who doesn’t, I didn’t make the rules) so maybe I’m picturing less gross balls because of that
Everyone’s focused on the straight razor to the sack, but I see you, bragging about your daily bathing habits.
My girlfriend is an aesthetician and waxes my boys on a regular semi-weekly schedule. Always perfect, no nicks. Still painful to achieve maximum manliness, but smoother and lasts longer. Look at what you have to do to achieve a fraction of my power.
Why does this need to be a thing? I know it is, but people, seriously. Get on with life.
I’m not into that kind of club scene but they seem to be enjoying their lives. I approve.
